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Happiness is Lubbock, Texas…??

Just when I thought my home town couldn’t get any crazier…A woman was asked by TSA to remove her nipple rings with a pair of pliers at the Lubbock International Airport.Are you FREAKIN’ kidding me? Since when are nipple rings considered to be a dangerous weapon that could take down an airplane? What were the TSA people thinking? Wait…THEY WEREN’T THINKING!

I saw this story on the news last night. What was the story prior to this one? Our illustrious City Council voted to spend around $6 million dollars on a vistor’s center to attract vistors to our city. How are you going to get people to come to Lubbock when you are making traveler’s remove nipple rings at the airport?

And you know your hometown has made it when Jay Leno mentions the story in his monologue.

Lubbock is nice place to raise a family. We have some of the friendliest people around and our weather isn’t too bad, but there are days I just say WTF?